taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men